This was a survey done in order to give us something to laugh at, something to think about which was a far cry from the monotonous work in office.
Spokesperson asked - Why do Guys flirt with Girls?
Guy "A" - It is because their "Raging Hormones go crazy" or "They want to score"
Guy "B" - To make a girl feel nice. (This came from a guy who has never made a girl feel nice)
Guy "A" - Fine, If you really want to make her feel nice - "Compliment her" and not try to get in her pants!
Guy "B" remains oblivious to the reply made by Guy "A".
Guy "A" continues - The best reason why guys flirt is Time Pass
Spokesperson continues her quest.
Spokesperson asks Guy "C" - Why do guys flirt with girls?
Guy "C" - (Smirks at the question and responds) That's simple, They can't flirt with guys!
Spokesperson stands flabbergasted!
Spokesperson still continues her quest.
Spokesperson asks Guy "D" - Why do guys flirt with girls?
Guy "D" - For Sex!
Spokesperson - (to herself) Whoa! Did I want to hear that?
Guy "D" - (continues his spree grinning) To make a girl feel on the top of the world!
Spokesperson seems she needs a break from the male gender and goes on to ask her female counterparts.
Spokesperson to Girl "A" - Why do guys flirt with girls?
Girl "A" - To satisfy their ego. To know that they have options and to want to explore more than what they have! To show off and sometimes it can be for more than just "talking"!
Spokesperson to Girl "A" - You are on a roll, Girl!
Girl "A" grins.
Spokesperson carries on her quest with Girl "A" by her side.
Girl "A" to Girl "B" - Why do guys flirt with girls?
Girl "B" - Its upto an individual, if he or she is happy being with the opposite sex around him or her in a very casual way then they flirt!
Girl "A" disagrees and says - If they want to be casual, they can as well speak normally! Why flirt?
Spokesperson nods her head in agreement.
Spokesperson carries on her quest.
Spokesperson to Girl "C" - Why do guys flirt with girls?
Girl "C" - To impress girls, just for time pass or maybe even for the reason that they like them and want to take the relationship forward.Depends on the guy who is flirting.. Mostly guys do it to kill time!
Spokesperson ends the survey as she has been enlightened enough that she can't form her own opinions! Her mind seems blank!
Spokesperson decides to conclude the entire survey.
Girl "A" saves the Spokesperson some energy and concludes - The conclusion of this survey is simple: Guys are mad, confused creatures who don't know what they only want! How can you call them the "Man of the house" huh? Huh? :-*
Guy "A" butts in and adds - This coming from a species who cant decide what shoes to buy, is full of irony :P
Spokesperson is flabbergasted yet again!
Spokesperson asked - Why do Guys flirt with Girls?
Guy "A" - It is because their "Raging Hormones go crazy" or "They want to score"
Guy "B" - To make a girl feel nice. (This came from a guy who has never made a girl feel nice)
Guy "A" - Fine, If you really want to make her feel nice - "Compliment her" and not try to get in her pants!
Guy "B" remains oblivious to the reply made by Guy "A".
Guy "A" continues - The best reason why guys flirt is Time Pass
Spokesperson continues her quest.
Spokesperson asks Guy "C" - Why do guys flirt with girls?
Guy "C" - (Smirks at the question and responds) That's simple, They can't flirt with guys!
Spokesperson stands flabbergasted!
Spokesperson still continues her quest.
Spokesperson asks Guy "D" - Why do guys flirt with girls?
Guy "D" - For Sex!
Spokesperson - (to herself) Whoa! Did I want to hear that?
Guy "D" - (continues his spree grinning) To make a girl feel on the top of the world!
Spokesperson seems she needs a break from the male gender and goes on to ask her female counterparts.
Spokesperson to Girl "A" - Why do guys flirt with girls?
Girl "A" - To satisfy their ego. To know that they have options and to want to explore more than what they have! To show off and sometimes it can be for more than just "talking"!
Spokesperson to Girl "A" - You are on a roll, Girl!
Girl "A" grins.
Spokesperson carries on her quest with Girl "A" by her side.
Girl "A" to Girl "B" - Why do guys flirt with girls?
Girl "B" - Its upto an individual, if he or she is happy being with the opposite sex around him or her in a very casual way then they flirt!
Girl "A" disagrees and says - If they want to be casual, they can as well speak normally! Why flirt?
Spokesperson nods her head in agreement.
Spokesperson carries on her quest.
Spokesperson to Girl "C" - Why do guys flirt with girls?
Girl "C" - To impress girls, just for time pass or maybe even for the reason that they like them and want to take the relationship forward.Depends on the guy who is flirting.. Mostly guys do it to kill time!
Spokesperson ends the survey as she has been enlightened enough that she can't form her own opinions! Her mind seems blank!
Spokesperson decides to conclude the entire survey.
Girl "A" saves the Spokesperson some energy and concludes - The conclusion of this survey is simple: Guys are mad, confused creatures who don't know what they only want! How can you call them the "Man of the house" huh? Huh? :-*
Guy "A" butts in and adds - This coming from a species who cant decide what shoes to buy, is full of irony :P
Spokesperson is flabbergasted yet again!
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